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« on: 10 October 2009, 17:50:42 »
my mate and his wife have just found the best house to rent, newly decorated and what they can afford after looking for absolutely ages and she wont take it cause the carpets dont go with her sofa. hes just rang "get yer rse down here, were gonna get hammered, cause shes pi$$ed me off"  ;D ;D
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« Reply #1 on: 10 October 2009, 17:53:51 »
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carpets dont go with her sofa.

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« Reply #2 on: 10 October 2009, 17:55:59 »
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carpets dont go with her sofa.

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D

there totally mad are they not, does green not go with brown then
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« Reply #3 on: 10 October 2009, 18:02:21 »
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my mate and his wife have just found the best house to rent, newly decorated and what they can afford after looking for absolutely ages and she wont take it cause the carpets dont go with her sofa. hes just rang "get yer rse down here, were gonna get hammered, cause shes pi$$ed me off"  ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D..... FFS.
Buy her some throws for xmas.

 Have a few for me....:-)
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« Reply #4 on: 10 October 2009, 18:04:58 »
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my mate and his wife have just found the best house to rent, newly decorated and what they can afford after looking for absolutely ages and she wont take it cause the carpets dont go with her sofa. hes just rang "get yer rse down here, were gonna get hammered, cause shes pi$$ed me off"  ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D..... FFS.
Buy her some throws for xmas.

 Have a few for me....:-)

i cant decide wether to go out, i have work tomorrow, a couple doesnt always stay a couple.  :-/
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« Reply #5 on: 10 October 2009, 18:07:17 »
Take your mate out, get him pissed, then send him off home with the words "grow some balls and tell the bitch what's what".

I doubt for one minute it will fix the carpet problem, but if he's that pussywhipped then the resultant facial injuries he will receive should be good for a laugh  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 10 October 2009, 18:30:24 »
1/  Get a new sofa

2/  change the carpets

3/ enjoy the single and get a divirce.
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« Reply #7 on: 10 October 2009, 18:56:29 »
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my mate and his wife have just found the best house to rent, newly decorated and what they can afford after looking for absolutely ages and she wont take it cause the carpets dont go with her sofa. hes just rang "get yer rse down here, were gonna get hammered, cause shes pi$$ed me off"  ;D ;D


Well how can she Richie??!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

If a sofa does not go with the carpets it will not be right!  In any women's home, everything must match and be co-ordinated properly otherwise she will get many "headaches"at night, and during the day!! :( :( :(

How could you possibly consider doing this to your loved one  Richie!! ::) ::) ::) ::)










 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Just do what she wants!  8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 10 October 2009, 19:43:02 »
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my mate and his wife have just found the best house to rent, newly decorated and what they can afford after looking for absolutely ages and she wont take it cause the carpets dont go with her sofa. hes just rang "get yer rse down here, were gonna get hammered, cause shes pi$$ed me off"  ;D ;D


Well how can she Richie??!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

If a sofa does not go with the carpets it will not be right!  In any women's home, everything must match and be co-ordinated properly otherwise she will get many "headaches"at night, and during the day!! :( :( :(

How could you possibly consider doing this to your loved one  Richie!! ::) ::) ::) ::)










 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Just do what she wants!  8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D
Missus is sitting right the side of me lizzie,and says she totally agrees. ::)
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« Reply #9 on: 10 October 2009, 19:44:31 »
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my mate and his wife have just found the best house to rent, newly decorated and what they can afford after looking for absolutely ages and she wont take it cause the carpets dont go with her sofa. hes just rang "get yer rse down here, were gonna get hammered, cause shes pi$$ed me off"  ;D ;D


Well how can she Richie??!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

If a sofa does not go with the carpets it will not be right!  In any women's home, everything must match and be co-ordinated properly otherwise she will get many "headaches"at night, and during the day!! :( :( :(

How could you possibly consider doing this to your loved one  Richie!! ::) ::) ::) ::)










 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Just do what she wants!  8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D
Missus is sitting right the side of me lizzie,and says she totally agrees. ::)


What women wouldn't Mark?! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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« Reply #10 on: 10 October 2009, 19:51:54 »
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my mate and his wife have just found the best house to rent, newly decorated and what they can afford after looking for absolutely ages and she wont take it cause the carpets dont go with her sofa. hes just rang "get yer rse down here, were gonna get hammered, cause shes pi$$ed me off"  ;D ;D


Well how can she Richie??!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

If a sofa does not go with the carpets it will not be right!  In any women's home, everything must match and be co-ordinated properly otherwise she will get many "headaches"at night, and during the day!! :( :( :(

How could you possibly consider doing this to your loved one  Richie!! ::) ::) ::) ::)










 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Just do what she wants!  8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D
Missus is sitting right the side of me lizzie,and says she totally agrees. ::)


What women wouldn't Mark?! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
Saying nothing  :-X,she has just bought a quilt cover for £5 out of matalan sale,and wants the whole bedroom decorated now to match,so you can guess what i told her,as its only been done about 12 months,yes i said ok darling,no problem. :-* ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 10 October 2009, 19:53:19 »
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my mate and his wife have just found the best house to rent, newly decorated and what they can afford after looking for absolutely ages and she wont take it cause the carpets dont go with her sofa. hes just rang "get yer rse down here, were gonna get hammered, cause shes pi$$ed me off"  ;D ;D


Well how can she Richie??!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

If a sofa does not go with the carpets it will not be right!  In any women's home, everything must match and be co-ordinated properly otherwise she will get many "headaches"at night, and during the day!! :( :( :(

How could you possibly consider doing this to your loved one  Richie!! ::) ::) ::) ::)










 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Just do what she wants!  8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D
Missus is sitting right the side of me lizzie,and says she totally agrees. ::)


What women wouldn't Mark?! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
Saying nothing  :-X,she has just bought a quilt cover for £5 out of matalan sale,and wants the whole bedroom decorated now to match,so you can guess what i told her,as its only been done about 12 months,yes i said ok darling,no problem. :-* ;D ;D


Good man Mark!! :y :y :y :y :y :y :D :D ;)
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my mate and his wife have just found the best house to rent, newly decorated and what they can afford after looking for absolutely ages and she wont take it cause the carpets dont go with her sofa. hes just rang "get yer rse down here, were gonna get hammered, cause shes pi$$ed me off"  ;D ;D


Well how can she Richie??!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

If a sofa does not go with the carpets it will not be right!  In any women's home, everything must match and be co-ordinated properly otherwise she will get many "headaches"at night, and during the day!! :( :( :(

How could you possibly consider doing this to your loved one  Richie!! ::) ::) ::) ::)










 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Just do what she wants!  8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D
Missus is sitting right the side of me lizzie,and says she totally agrees. ::)


What women wouldn't Mark?! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
Saying nothing  :-X,she has just bought a quilt cover for £5 out of matalan sale,and wants the whole bedroom decorated now to match,so you can guess what i told her,as its only been done about 12 months,yes i said ok darling,no problem. :-* ;D ;D


Good man Mark!! :y :y :y :y :y :y :D :D ;)

Wimp..... :D :D :D
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« Reply #13 on: 10 October 2009, 20:17:29 »
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1/  Get a new sofa

2/  change the carpets

3/ enjoy the single and get a divirce.

they have been married about 6 weeks.   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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