As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she saw her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked "what in the world are you doing"?
The daughter replied: "Mom, I am thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close to a husband as I'll ever get. Please, go away and leave me alone"!
The next day, the girls father heard the same buzzing coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering her room, he saw his daughter making mad passionate love to her vibrator.
When he asked what she was doing, she replied: "Dad, I am thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close to a husband as I'll ever get. Please, go away and leave me alone"!
A couple of days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen table, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the lounge.
She entered the lounge and was shocked to see her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer and staring at the TV with the vibrator buzzing like crazy next to him. Of course, the wife asked: "what the **** are you doing"?
The husband replied: "I'm watching the football with my son-in-law"...
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