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Baron Von Spongebob

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Nursery Rhymes
« on: 17 October 2009, 00:49:32 »

Mary had a little pig,

She kept it fat and plastered;

And when the price of pork went up,

She shot the little bastard.



Mary had a little lamb.

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

Between two chunks of bread.


Jack and Jill went up the hill

To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot the pill

And now they have a son.


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings' horses,

And all the kings' men.

Had scrambled eggs,

For breakfast again


Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,

All over the bedside clock.

The little dog laughed to see such fun.

Then died of electric shock.



Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

And when the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.



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Re: Nursery Rhymes
« Reply #1 on: 17 October 2009, 00:57:39 »

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot the shepherd
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Re: Nursery Rhymes
« Reply #2 on: 17 October 2009, 08:59:24 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Nursery Rhymes
« Reply #3 on: 17 October 2009, 10:31:22 »

Mary had a little lamb
The doctor was surpriesed.


I saw a big fat worm one day
wriggling on its bellie
watched it for a little while
and squashed it with my wellie
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Re: Nursery Rhymes
« Reply #4 on: 17 October 2009, 10:55:15 »

very good  ;D ;D
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