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Super wanted ad
« on: 17 October 2009, 20:26:12 »
   
    
   
  Single Black  Female
This has to  be one of the best singles ads ever printed.   It is reported to have been listed  in the Atlanta  Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male  companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good  girl who LOVES to play. I love long  walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck,  hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights  lying by the fire. Candlelight  dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the  front door when you get home from work, wearing only  what nature gave me...   Call   (404) 875-6420   (404) 875-6420   and ask for Annie, I'll be  waiting.... ..



































Over 150  men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane  Society.

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Super wanted ad
« Reply #1 on: 17 October 2009, 20:36:16 »
I think Scruntie has found some competition :D :D :D

Nice one..... :y :y :y
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Re: Super wanted ad
« Reply #2 on: 17 October 2009, 21:42:28 »
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I think Scruntie has found some competition :D :D :D

Nice one..... :y :y :y


I have retired Mike, nice to be able to get a laugh from some one else's posts though.  :y :y
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Re: Super wanted ad
« Reply #3 on: 17 October 2009, 23:29:18 »
Fabulous, woof woof ;D ;D :y
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Re: Super wanted ad
« Reply #4 on: 18 October 2009, 00:03:25 »
Cute.
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Re: Super wanted ad
« Reply #5 on: 18 October 2009, 00:22:13 »
Cute.... ::)  How many single males, looking for love on the net would not have responded to that add :D :D :D
Marketing, at it's best..... :) :) :)
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