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jonnycool

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Joke
« on: 23 October 2009, 22:19:07 »
A lady posts an ad in the paper:-
'Looking for a man that won't beat me or run away. Must be great in bed'
Next day the doorbell rings:
'Hi, I'm Bob - I've got no arms so I'll never hit you and I've got no legs, so I'll never run away'
the lady says 'What makes you think you're great in bed?'
Bob replies,













 'How d'ya think I rang the doorbell?'
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« Reply #1 on: 23 October 2009, 22:31:11 »
 ;D ;D yep, that'll do  ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: 23 October 2009, 22:33:19 »
Bl**dy priceless ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #3 on: 24 October 2009, 08:35:11 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one :y

With his nose ::)
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« Reply #4 on: 24 October 2009, 08:50:16 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D Good one :y

With his nose ::)


 ;D ;D very good Pete  8-) :y :y
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« Reply #5 on: 24 October 2009, 11:29:23 »
Very good.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #6 on: 24 October 2009, 11:34:40 »
An oldie that allways gets a laugh.   ;D ;D ;D :y
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