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Sunday Snigger....
« on: 08 November 2009, 18:25:44 »

A man checks into a hotel while on a business trip, and was a bit lonely.

He thought of one of those girls you see advertising in 'phone booths when you're calling for a cab.  He popped into a phone booth near to the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself 'Erogonique' - a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs...... well, you get the picture! He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.
When back in the room, he thinks to himself - what the hell! Give her a call!

'Hello,' the woman says. (God, she sounds sexy...!) 'Hi! I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one..  No, No!  Wait! I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex! I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now! Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press '9' for an outside line.'
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Re: Sunday Snigger....
« Reply #1 on: 08 November 2009, 18:42:42 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Sunday Snigger....
« Reply #2 on: 08 November 2009, 18:43:43 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Sunday Snigger....
« Reply #3 on: 08 November 2009, 18:44:00 »

haha :y
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Re: Sunday Snigger....
« Reply #4 on: 08 November 2009, 20:12:29 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Sunday Snigger....
« Reply #5 on: 08 November 2009, 20:22:09 »

Excellent !!!!
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Re: Sunday Snigger....
« Reply #6 on: 08 November 2009, 20:27:01 »

Quote
Excellent !!!!


You're a bit young for this kind of things James. Go and have a cold shower, you mucky lad. ;D
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Re: Sunday Snigger....
« Reply #7 on: 08 November 2009, 21:58:33 »

Nice one.... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Sunday Snigger....
« Reply #8 on: 08 November 2009, 22:07:04 »

Excellent :y :y :y ;D
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Re: Sunday Snigger....
« Reply #9 on: 09 November 2009, 03:48:43 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Sunday Snigger....
« Reply #10 on: 09 November 2009, 03:55:12 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Good effort  :y
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Re: Sunday Snigger....
« Reply #11 on: 09 November 2009, 08:07:03 »

 ;D ;D ;D splendid H - truth can be stranger than fiction at times ::) :-[ ;D ;D :y
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Re: Sunday Snigger....
« Reply #12 on: 09 November 2009, 17:10:31 »

One of my work colleagues treid catching me out in a hotel in Schevenigen- I'd checked intohotel several hours before - in the middle of a bath , phone rings - 'foreign' voice offering me all sorts of things - I said no, got dressed quickly- several minutes later - knock on the door - my mate- he did say i gave the impression i wasn't interested- so got away with that one.-usually you get more pestered in nigeria
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