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Stevie-blunder

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Joke Time... NWS
« on: 02 December 2009, 18:44:26 »
A little girl walks into her parents bedroom.

"Holy Moses" she screams "And YOU want ME to see a doctor about sucking my thumb...!!

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Wee Irish boy crying at the side of the road.
A man asks "what's wrong"
Boy says "me ma is dead"
"Oh bejaysus" says the man "Do you want me to fetch Father O'Riley?"
Wee boy replies...... "No thanks mister, sex is the last ting on me moind roight now"

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Japanese scientists have now created a digital camera so fast it's now possible to take a photo of a woman with her gob shut.

 ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D
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Re: Joke Time... NWS
« Reply #1 on: 02 December 2009, 19:01:27 »
very good, especially about the camera  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke Time... NWS
« Reply #2 on: 02 December 2009, 20:16:47 »
 ;D ;D ;D very good (esp. No 2)  ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke Time... NWS
« Reply #3 on: 02 December 2009, 22:12:28 »
 :y :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Joke Time... NWS
« Reply #4 on: 03 December 2009, 15:29:49 »
All 3 are good ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke Time... NWS
« Reply #5 on: 03 December 2009, 17:55:08 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke Time... NWS
« Reply #6 on: 03 December 2009, 18:05:51 »
All 3 very good  :D :D :D :D
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Re: Joke Time... NWS
« Reply #7 on: 03 December 2009, 18:21:14 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke Time... NWS
« Reply #8 on: 03 December 2009, 20:49:03 »
I`ve just sent my missus the 3rd un...My pillow and duvet will be on the settee 2mora morning!!!! she said!!!  :o :o :( ;D ;D ;D
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