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NWS - Involuntary Muscular Contractions
« on: 08 December 2009, 19:18:38 »
   
A professor at the University of Sydney  was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realising this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your rsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'   

She replied, 'Probably fishing with his mates.'
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Re: NWS - Involuntary Muscular Contractions
« Reply #1 on: 08 December 2009, 19:19:49 »
Hee Hee Hee,  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: NWS - Involuntary Muscular Contractions
« Reply #2 on: 08 December 2009, 20:50:38 »
good ;D
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Re: NWS - Involuntary Muscular Contractions
« Reply #3 on: 08 December 2009, 20:54:38 »
Very good  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: NWS - Involuntary Muscular Contractions
« Reply #4 on: 08 December 2009, 20:56:16 »
I resent that i was in the pub not fishing lol :y :y :y :y :y
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