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Christmas Joke
« on: 08 December 2009, 19:17:06 »
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,  'You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and 
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And
just what do those symbolize?'


The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
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Re: Christmas Joke
« Reply #1 on: 08 December 2009, 19:18:41 »
Bl88dy Fabulous! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Christmas Joke
« Reply #2 on: 08 December 2009, 20:51:19 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Christmas Joke
« Reply #3 on: 08 December 2009, 20:53:27 »
I'll get your coat  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Christmas Joke
« Reply #4 on: 08 December 2009, 22:48:33 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Christmas Joke
« Reply #5 on: 08 December 2009, 22:58:46 »
Good one :y ;D
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Re: Christmas Joke
« Reply #6 on: 08 December 2009, 23:27:45 »
Very good  ;D ;D
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Re: Christmas Joke
« Reply #7 on: 09 December 2009, 03:47:01 »
nice  ;D ;D
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