One Christmas Eve.
A mother went into her daughters room to wish her a Merry Christmas
She was shocked to see her daughter sitting on her bed stark naked with a plate of cookies between her legs
Her mother asked her what in the world she was doing?
The daughter said Mom don't laugh but last year
I had this dream that Santa Claus made love to me
When I woke up there was a note on the pillow
from Santa that said I was great
So I thought I'd try it again this year
The mother walked out of the daughters room laughing
As she walked to her own room she thought about her daughters idea
Her husband had died several years earlier and she thought what the heck
So she did the same thing.
Christmas morning came and the daughter ran into her mothers room
with a note in her hand shouting Mom, Mom, it happened again and it was...
She suddenly stopped and looked at her mother's room
It was in shambles. The bed was broken, the dresser turned over and
her mother had bruises on her body and a black eye
Mom what happened to you she asked?
The mother handed her the note she had in her hand
It read.
you were great.
love,
Donner, Dasher, Prancer, Comet, Cupid, Vixen.........
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