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Royal Mail Recall
« on: 21 December 2009, 21:28:31 »
Royal Mail created a stamp with a picture of the Prime Minister of  Great Britain ... Gordon Brown

The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. 

This enraged the Prime Minister, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing and spending of £1.1million, a special commission presented the following findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.

3. People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp

 
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Re: Royal Mail Recall
« Reply #1 on: 21 December 2009, 21:32:18 »
Another good one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Carefull someone may complain ;)
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Re: Royal Mail Recall
« Reply #2 on: 21 December 2009, 21:43:01 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Royal Mail Recall
« Reply #3 on: 21 December 2009, 21:48:23 »
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Another good one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Carefull someone may complain ;)

You're joking - who would complain??  ;)
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Re: Royal Mail Recall
« Reply #4 on: 21 December 2009, 22:00:01 »
Did you know that stamps taste of the Queens earwax?
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Re: Royal Mail Recall
« Reply #5 on: 21 December 2009, 22:04:11 »
I was always told to lick the queen's backside  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Royal Mail Recall
« Reply #6 on: 21 December 2009, 23:01:36 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Royal Mail Recall
« Reply #7 on: 22 December 2009, 11:22:35 »
Excellent  :y :y
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Re: Royal Mail Recall
« Reply #8 on: 22 December 2009, 14:43:22 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Royal Mail Recall
« Reply #9 on: 22 December 2009, 15:25:05 »
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I was always told to lick the queen's backside  ;D ;D ;D


 ....a few of my colleagues did just that - they're enjoying fruitful and satisfactory retirement as a result. :-X ::) ::)
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