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Joke NWS???
« on: 24 December 2009, 19:32:11 »
A women with tiny breasts goes into Marks and Spencers and asks for a bra, size 32AAA. They dont do anything that small . After several stores, she got the same answer. She is getting really annoyed by now so she storms into Debenhams and marches upto the lingerie section pulls her top off and yells "Do you have anything for these? The assistant replies " have you tried Clearasil?"  ::)
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Re: Joke NWS???
« Reply #1 on: 24 December 2009, 19:42:30 »
PMSL.    ;D ;D :y :y
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« Reply #2 on: 24 December 2009, 20:04:56 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 24 December 2009, 20:07:18 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

I once had a girlfiend with the same problem ;)
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« Reply #4 on: 24 December 2009, 20:10:03 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D

I once had a girlfiend with the same problem ;)
I still have the same problem & learned Braille when I got married! ;)
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« Reply #5 on: 24 December 2009, 20:18:29 »
Excellent  :y :y :y :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 24 December 2009, 20:41:47 »
 ;D ;D ;D splendid  :y :y
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« Reply #7 on: 24 December 2009, 20:43:24 »
lmho :y :y :y
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« Reply #8 on: 24 December 2009, 22:31:57 »
Good One  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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