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[Ziad]

Unexpected Guest


The New Year's Eve party
had turned into a regular marathon with numerous guests coming and going.

At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily although no one knew who he was, and was led to the bar in the basement.

He sat there happily for a couple of hours before a strange light dawned on his face. "You know," he confided to his host, "I wasn't even invited to this party. I just came over to tell you that some of your guests' cars are blocking my driveway."

The guest continued, "My wife's been sitting out in the car waiting for me to get them moved."

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Lecture

On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.
'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.

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The Bartender

On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck - the bartender was almost crushed to death.

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The Meaning of Dreams

Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'
'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.

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[dbug]

 

[Mr Skrunts]

 

[alunonhisown]

I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution.

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[alunonhisown]

For my New Year's Resolution, I have decided to only smoke after sex.

If 2009 is anything to go by, I've quit.

[Ziad]

I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution.

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I say, that's lovely indeed 

[Ziad]

For my New Year's Resolution, I have decided to only smoke after sex.

If 2009 is anything to go by, I've quit.

Hey, why the upside down smile O?  :-/

[Omegadoha, Desert Member]