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Re: The hunt is over!........
« Reply #30 on: 04 January 2010, 17:52:17 »
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of course it doesnt exist. its just another reason for women to have a moan. best way to turn a woman on, give them a pair of marrygolds, a bucket and sponge and a nice dirty kitchen.  :y :y

If you locate the G-spot correctly Richie......then a woman will tend to moan.......usually a long..... low...  shuddering moan. :y :y :y :y

id rather try and look for the yeti myself  ;D ;D


Do sheep have a G-spot.  :-X
......you tell me Skruntie.... ;D


Question for Richie (Old story) but he has a bit of a past.   :-X
.....are you suggesting that Richie is a sheep shagger Skruntie......shame on you. ;D ;D ;D ;D


nasty rumours for some reason im unaware of

PMSL, wait till Vamps comes online, he will remind you of your past.   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The hunt is over!........
« Reply #31 on: 04 January 2010, 17:54:40 »
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It does exist.....if the man and woman are in the correct position .....it is relatively easy to find.....so there...... ;) ;) ;) :y
Indeed! :)

Man; positioned downstairs watching telly....... ;)







........Woman; positioned upstairs, in bed with with James May! :-*



 ;D ;D ;D ;D splendid - or Diana Rigg in her prime  8-) 8-) 8-) :-* :-* :y


Woman upstairs, in bed, with Diana Rigg? Whatever turns you on. :-/



 ;D ;D ;D I'm afraid that I was switched off in 1994 never to be re-ignited, ST  ;D ;D ;D  :-/ :-/ :(
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Re: The hunt is over!........
« Reply #32 on: 04 January 2010, 17:58:57 »
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It does exist.....if the man and woman are in the correct position .....it is relatively easy to find.....so there...... ;) ;) ;) :y
Indeed! :)

Man; positioned downstairs watching telly....... ;)







........Woman; positioned upstairs, in bed with with James May! :-*



 ;D ;D ;D ;D splendid - or Diana Rigg in her prime  8-) 8-) 8-) :-* :-* :y


Woman upstairs, in bed, with Diana Rigg? Whatever turns you on. :-/



 ;D ;D ;D I'm afraid that I was switched off in 1994 never to be re-ignited, ST  ;D ;D ;D  :-/ :-/ :(


It's an over-rated passtime Z. ;D
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Re: The hunt is over!........
« Reply #33 on: 04 January 2010, 18:01:48 »
G- spot location ? thats an easy one - its just inside the husbands wallet. :y ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The hunt is over!........
« Reply #34 on: 04 January 2010, 18:02:57 »
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It does exist.....if the man and woman are in the correct position .....it is relatively easy to find.....so there...... ;) ;) ;) :y
Indeed! :)

Man; positioned downstairs watching telly....... ;)







........Woman; positioned upstairs, in bed with with James May! :-*



 ;D ;D ;D ;D splendid - or Diana Rigg in her prime  8-) 8-) 8-) :-* :-* :y


Woman upstairs, in bed, with Diana Rigg? Whatever turns you on. :-/



 ;D ;D ;D I'm afraid that I was switched off in 1994 never to be re-ignited, ST  ;D ;D ;D  :-/ :-/ :(


It's an over-rated passtime Z. ;D
....I sometimes wonder what the average age of a OOF member is........quite elderly ....I suggest.  ;) ;) ;)
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Re: The hunt is over!........
« Reply #35 on: 04 January 2010, 18:07:49 »
I'd rather have a nice cup of tea nowadays....


Phew, worn out thinking about it.
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Re: The hunt is over!........
« Reply #36 on: 04 January 2010, 18:09:06 »
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Re: The hunt is over!........
« Reply #37 on: 04 January 2010, 18:09:28 »
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I'd rather have a nice cup of tea nowadays....


Phew, worn out thinking about it.


My dad used to say 'I'd rather have something to eat'.

My reply used to be 'I thought it was something to eat'.
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Re: The hunt is over!........
« Reply #38 on: 04 January 2010, 18:10:06 »
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....I sometimes wonder what the average age of a OOF member is........quite elderly ....I suggest.  ;) ;) ;)

Well, for the last year or so, my average age has been 63.  Does that help?  :)
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Re: The hunt is over!........
« Reply #39 on: 04 January 2010, 18:20:13 »
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....I sometimes wonder what the average age of a OOF member is........quite elderly ....I suggest.  ;) ;) ;)

Well, for the last year or so, my average age has been 63.  Does that help?  :)
......apparently STMO ......is 108.......so it's little wonder.......... he  has trouble getting it up these days..... ;D ;D
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Re: The hunt is over!........
« Reply #40 on: 04 January 2010, 18:21:57 »
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I'd rather have a nice cup of tea nowadays....


Phew, worn out thinking about it.


My dad used to say 'I'd rather have something to eat'.

My reply used to be 'I thought it was something to eat'.



 ;D ;D ;D splendid  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: The hunt is over!........
« Reply #41 on: 04 January 2010, 18:23:49 »
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....I sometimes wonder what the average age of a OOF member is........quite elderly ....I suggest.  ;) ;) ;)

Well, for the last year or so, my average age has been 63.  Does that help?  :)


You look a tad older in your avatar. Hard life?
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Re: The hunt is over!........
« Reply #42 on: 04 January 2010, 19:05:36 »
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I'd rather have a nice cup of tea nowadays....


Phew, worn out thinking about it.

It's a sad life when you'd rather have a cup of tea than a shag!! :(

What age is too old then? Just so I can be prepared and look for a new passtime?? ;) :-/
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