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[Del Boy]

Really coming down here now!

Gives you something to post about. If the inclement weather continues, you'll be an omega king in no time.

Spam away thats what you told me to do.

Now that's an idea!   Spam and eggs 8-) 8-).  That is something our Sainsbury's had in stock before tonights heavy snow.

Yesterday all the veg had been bought up, but at least today I got some milk................tonight on our local news they had a report saying 25 dairy farmers were now having to chuck away thousands of gallons of milk as the tankers couldn't get through in time to collect.  The supermarket supplies they said would be badly affected!  Great!!  Yet another panic buy commodity!  I bet Sainsbury, Tesco, Asda, Waitrose, etc, will all be out of milk by now!!

Sue got 6 pints of semi-skimmed milk luckily this week, she must've had a premenition, mind you she still gets 4 pints of that watery skimmed sh*t.

Skimmed sh!t? They dont sell that at our asda. :-?

Try Sainsbury's thats where she got it from 

I will What do you do with it?

Bake chocolate cakes for next door.

I dont like them next door, they moan about me ferrets.

They like my cakes next door, they always say they taste like no other.

Can I just use some of my crap? Will they notice if it's full fat?

They're quite aware of what they're eating so they may do.

[STMO999]

Really coming down here now!

Gives you something to post about. If the inclement weather continues, you'll be an omega king in no time.

Spam away thats what you told me to do.

Now that's an idea!   Spam and eggs 8-) 8-).  That is something our Sainsbury's had in stock before tonights heavy snow.

Yesterday all the veg had been bought up, but at least today I got some milk................tonight on our local news they had a report saying 25 dairy farmers were now having to chuck away thousands of gallons of milk as the tankers couldn't get through in time to collect.  The supermarket supplies they said would be badly affected!  Great!!  Yet another panic buy commodity!  I bet Sainsbury, Tesco, Asda, Waitrose, etc, will all be out of milk by now!!

Sue got 6 pints of semi-skimmed milk luckily this week, she must've had a premenition, mind you she still gets 4 pints of that watery skimmed sh*t.

Skimmed sh!t? They dont sell that at our asda. :-?

Try Sainsbury's thats where she got it from 

I will What do you do with it?

Bake chocolate cakes for next door.

I dont like them next door, they moan about me ferrets.

They like my cakes next door, they always say they taste like no other.

Can I just use some of my crap? Will they notice if it's full fat?

They're quite aware of what they're eating so they may do.

This is silly. break off Del.

[waspy]

Really coming down here now!

Gives you something to post about. If the inclement weather continues, you'll be an omega king in no time.

Spam away thats what you told me to do.

Now that's an idea!   Spam and eggs 8-) 8-).  That is something our Sainsbury's had in stock before tonights heavy snow.

Yesterday all the veg had been bought up, but at least today I got some milk................tonight on our local news they had a report saying 25 dairy farmers were now having to chuck away thousands of gallons of milk as the tankers couldn't get through in time to collect.  The supermarket supplies they said would be badly affected!  Great!!  Yet another panic buy commodity!  I bet Sainsbury, Tesco, Asda, Waitrose, etc, will all be out of milk by now!!

Sue got 6 pints of semi-skimmed milk luckily this week, she must've had a premenition, mind you she still gets 4 pints of that watery skimmed sh*t.

Skimmed sh!t? They dont sell that at our asda. :-?

Try Sainsbury's thats where she got it from 

I will What do you do with it?

Bake chocolate cakes for next door.

I dont like them next door, they moan about me ferrets.

They like my cakes next door, they always say they taste like no other.

Can I just use some of my crap? Will they notice if it's full fat?

Well you'll have enough

[Del Boy]

Really coming down here now!

Gives you something to post about. If the inclement weather continues, you'll be an omega king in no time.

Spam away thats what you told me to do.

Now that's an idea!   Spam and eggs 8-) 8-).  That is something our Sainsbury's had in stock before tonights heavy snow.

Yesterday all the veg had been bought up, but at least today I got some milk................tonight on our local news they had a report saying 25 dairy farmers were now having to chuck away thousands of gallons of milk as the tankers couldn't get through in time to collect.  The supermarket supplies they said would be badly affected!  Great!!  Yet another panic buy commodity!  I bet Sainsbury, Tesco, Asda, Waitrose, etc, will all be out of milk by now!!

Sue got 6 pints of semi-skimmed milk luckily this week, she must've had a premenition, mind you she still gets 4 pints of that watery skimmed sh*t.

Skimmed sh!t? They dont sell that at our asda. :-?

Try Sainsbury's thats where she got it from 

I will What do you do with it?

Bake chocolate cakes for next door.

I dont like them next door, they moan about me ferrets.

They like my cakes next door, they always say they taste like no other.

Can I just use some of my crap? Will they notice if it's full fat?

They're quite aware of what they're eating so they may do.

This is silly. break off Del.

Sorry dear.

[STMO999]

Dont all those quotes make a pretty pattern. I may go for a whole page one day.

[Del Boy]

Dont all those quotes make a pretty pattern. I may go for a whole page one day.

Thats just childish really act your age.

[Vamps]

There is some rubbish being talked tonight.........

[STMO999]

There is some rubbish being talked tonight.........

There is now.

[Del Boy]

There is some rubbish being talked tonight.........

There is now.