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Nurses Aren't Supposed To Laugh.......
« on: 11 January 2010, 19:07:22 »

               

'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest

'man-thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger

than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse

and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
               

'It's swollen,' Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
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Re: Nurses Aren't Supposed To Laugh.......
« Reply #1 on: 11 January 2010, 23:02:55 »
Just gave me & the missus a laugh  ;D ;D
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