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Tuesday Joke
« on: 26 January 2010, 16:16:19 »
Barack Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.

They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

Barack goes first.

“What will the USA be like in 100 years time”

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries”

Gordon thinks “Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks “What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?”

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he's just staring at it.

“Come on Gordon” says Barack, “What does it say”

Gordon replies, “f*cked if I know ! -- It's all in Arabic!”   :y :y
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Re: Tuesday Joke
« Reply #1 on: 26 January 2010, 17:00:55 »
if it wasnt so close to the truth that would be funny  :y
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Re: Tuesday Joke
« Reply #2 on: 26 January 2010, 17:10:42 »
 ;D ;D Tell him to send it over here we'll get it translated. ;D ;D
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Re: Tuesday Joke
« Reply #3 on: 26 January 2010, 17:44:55 »
gordon brown can read?!!
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Re: Tuesday Joke
« Reply #4 on: 26 January 2010, 18:47:07 »
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Gordon replies, “f*cked if I know ! -- It's all in Arabic!”   :y :y

More likey to be Urdu or Punjabi  :-X  :-X  :-X
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Re: Tuesday Joke
« Reply #5 on: 26 January 2010, 19:54:59 »
Nice ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Tuesday Joke
« Reply #6 on: 26 January 2010, 19:57:26 »
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if it wasnt so close to the truth that would be funny  :y
I was gonna say that!!!!! ;D
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Re: Tuesday Joke
« Reply #7 on: 26 January 2010, 20:05:01 »
Many things said in jest ;) ;)
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Re: Tuesday Joke
« Reply #8 on: 26 January 2010, 20:17:15 »
 ;D  he he he   ;D
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