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Welung666

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The all new dating watch!
« on: 05 February 2010, 21:16:09 »
A man meets a woman in a bar and buys her a drink, during this time he keeps looking at his watch.

She asks "Why do you keep looking at your watch?"

"It's my new dating watch" he replies "it's giving me information about you."

"What does it say?" she asks

"It says your not wearing any panties!"

She retorts "Well it's wrong!"

"I know!" he replies "It's an hour fast!"
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Re: The all new dating watch!
« Reply #1 on: 05 February 2010, 21:41:35 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: The all new dating watch!
« Reply #2 on: 05 February 2010, 21:43:25 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: The all new dating watch!
« Reply #3 on: 05 February 2010, 21:47:45 »
 :D :D :D :D :y
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Re: The all new dating watch!
« Reply #4 on: 06 February 2010, 09:58:00 »
Excellent ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The all new dating watch!
« Reply #5 on: 06 February 2010, 10:23:28 »
 ;D :y
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Re: The all new dating watch!
« Reply #6 on: 06 February 2010, 16:33:02 »
might try that tonight! ;D ;D
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Re: The all new dating watch!
« Reply #7 on: 06 February 2010, 16:33:37 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The all new dating watch!
« Reply #8 on: 06 February 2010, 16:44:36 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: The all new dating watch!
« Reply #9 on: 06 February 2010, 18:00:21 »
 :D   Ding Dong   ;D
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Re: The all new dating watch!
« Reply #10 on: 06 February 2010, 19:11:58 »
Bloody good ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: The all new dating watch!
« Reply #11 on: 06 February 2010, 19:13:33 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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