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[Hannah Judes Dad]

A young Iraqi lad signs a pro contract at Liverpool FC.He scores a hat-trick on his debut and gets carried off shoulder high at the end of the game.He rings home all excited to tell his mum the good news and asks how the family are "How are we?" says his mum "The house has been bombed,your dad has been shot,your sister's been raped,the car's been burnt to a crisp and I have been robbed at gunpoint.....why did you bring us to Liverpool you idiot"

[waspy]

  Good one

[STMO999]

God that's ancient.

[spacekid2009]

Quality