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Tesco car cleaning mob.
« on: 11 February 2010, 13:32:38 »
Had to laugh, at Tescos this morning and a guy with an Astra parks next to an Audi TT, calls over, wash my car please.

In next to no time 3 of them decend on the Audi, covered it with Tesco Value Washing up liquid - gaffer goes barmy at them.

Didn't know Romainians new so many swear words.

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Re: Tesco car cleaning mob.
« Reply #1 on: 11 February 2010, 14:45:32 »
they are almost all tesco stores now, walk past the crew at Osterley on my lunch break, they do a good job.
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« Reply #2 on: 11 February 2010, 15:45:53 »
I worked with quite a few Polish, they ALL know all the swear words & meanings. That's about all some of them knew too.
I worked with a called Irek, cracking bloke. He worked & saved for three years so that he could get his wife & lad over.
I helped him arrange a mortgage & find a house.
Find it quite ironic that i taught him his job & it was me that was made redundant. I wonder why ::) ::)
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Re: Tesco car cleaning mob.
« Reply #3 on: 11 February 2010, 15:52:20 »
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I worked with quite a few Polish, they ALL know all the swear words & meanings. That's about all some of them knew too.
I worked with a called Irek, cracking bloke. He worked & saved for three years so that he could get his wife & lad over.
I helped him arrange a mortgage & find a house.
Find it quite ironic that i taught him his job & it was me that was made redundant. I wonder why ::) ::)

I didn't know you used to wash cars..... ::)
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« Reply #4 on: 11 February 2010, 17:54:50 »
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I worked with quite a few Polish, they ALL know all the swear words & meanings. That's about all some of them knew too.
I worked with a called Irek, cracking bloke. He worked & saved for three years so that he could get his wife & lad over.
I helped him arrange a mortgage & find a house.
Find it quite ironic that i taught him his job & it was me that was made redundant. I wonder why ::) ::)

I didn't know you used to wash cars..... ::)

Only my own ;)

I was a CNC operative & part of my job was teaching new starters :y
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« Reply #5 on: 11 February 2010, 18:16:58 »
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I worked with quite a few Polish, they ALL know all the swear words & meanings. That's about all some of them knew too.
I worked with a called Irek, cracking bloke. He worked & saved for three years so that he could get his wife & lad over.
I helped him arrange a mortgage & find a house.
Find it quite ironic that i taught him his job & it was me that was made redundant. I wonder why ::) ::)

I didn't know you used to wash cars..... ::)

Only my own ;)

I was a CNC operative & part of my job was teaching new starters :y

of course...... ::) ::)

(full wax and shine please or I'll tell everyone)  ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 11 February 2010, 18:24:09 »
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I worked with quite a few Polish, they ALL know all the swear words & meanings. That's about all some of them knew too.
I worked with a called Irek, cracking bloke. He worked & saved for three years so that he could get his wife & lad over.
I helped him arrange a mortgage & find a house.
Find it quite ironic that i taught him his job & it was me that was made redundant. I wonder why ::) ::)

I didn't know you used to wash cars..... ::)

Only my own ;)

I was a CNC operative & part of my job was teaching new starters :y

of course...... ::) ::)

(full wax and shine please or I'll tell everyone)  ;D ;D

You can go to the beauty parler like everyone else does. As for the polish, i thought you had hair :P
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« Reply #7 on: 11 February 2010, 18:33:11 »
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I worked with quite a few Polish, they ALL know all the swear words & meanings. That's about all some of them knew too.
I worked with a called Irek, cracking bloke. He worked & saved for three years so that he could get his wife & lad over.
I helped him arrange a mortgage & find a house.
Find it quite ironic that i taught him his job & it was me that was made redundant. I wonder why ::) ::)

I didn't know you used to wash cars..... ::)

Only my own ;)

I was a CNC operative & part of my job was teaching new starters :y

of course...... ::) ::)

(full wax and shine please or I'll tell everyone)  ;D ;D

You can go to the beauty parler like everyone else does. As for the polish, i thought you had hair :P

touché mon ami!  ;D ;D

where do you get your bubble butt waxed then?
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« Reply #8 on: 11 February 2010, 18:40:42 »
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I worked with quite a few Polish, they ALL know all the swear words & meanings. That's about all some of them knew too.
I worked with a called Irek, cracking bloke. He worked & saved for three years so that he could get his wife & lad over.
I helped him arrange a mortgage & find a house.
Find it quite ironic that i taught him his job & it was me that was made redundant. I wonder why ::) ::)

I didn't know you used to wash cars..... ::)

Only my own ;)

I was a CNC operative & part of my job was teaching new starters :y

of course...... ::) ::)

(full wax and shine please or I'll tell everyone)  ;D ;D

You can go to the beauty parler like everyone else does. As for the polish, i thought you had hair :P

touché mon ami!  ;D ;D

where do you get your bubble butt waxed then?

I could ask the same ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 11 February 2010, 19:16:14 »
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I worked with quite a few Polish, they ALL know all the swear words & meanings. That's about all some of them knew too.
I worked with a called Irek, cracking bloke. He worked & saved for three years so that he could get his wife & lad over.
I helped him arrange a mortgage & find a house.
Find it quite ironic that i taught him his job & it was me that was made redundant. I wonder why ::) ::)

I didn't know you used to wash cars..... ::)

Only my own ;)

I was a CNC operative & part of my job was teaching new starters :y

of course...... ::) ::)

(full wax and shine please or I'll tell everyone)  ;D ;D

You can go to the beauty parler like everyone else does. As for the polish, i thought you had hair :P

touché mon ami!  ;D ;D

where do you get your bubble butt waxed then?

I could ask the same ;D

Mine's not so much a bubble but more a splodge  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 11 February 2010, 19:20:15 »
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I worked with quite a few Polish, they ALL know all the swear words & meanings. That's about all some of them knew too.
I worked with a called Irek, cracking bloke. He worked & saved for three years so that he could get his wife & lad over.
I helped him arrange a mortgage & find a house.
Find it quite ironic that i taught him his job & it was me that was made redundant. I wonder why ::) ::)

I didn't know you used to wash cars..... ::)

Only my own ;)

I was a CNC operative & part of my job was teaching new starters :y

of course...... ::) ::)

(full wax and shine please or I'll tell everyone)  ;D ;D

You can go to the beauty parler like everyone else does. As for the polish, i thought you had hair :P

touché mon ami!  ;D ;D

where do you get your bubble butt waxed then?

I could ask the same ;D

Mine's not so much a bubble but more a splodge  ;D ;D ;D

They're very nice which ever they are :D ;D
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