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Catholic Health Insurance
« on: 11 February 2010, 20:50:33 »

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Cabrini Catholic Hospital .

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied, in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'

The nun asked if he had any money in the bank.

He replied. 'No money in the bank.'

The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'

He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun..'

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters!   Nuns are married to God.'

The patient replied,  'Send the bill to my Brother-in-Law.'
 
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Re: Catholic Health Insurance
« Reply #1 on: 11 February 2010, 20:59:27 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one :y
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« Reply #2 on: 11 February 2010, 21:05:42 »
like it  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y
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