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Fingers
« on: 11 February 2010, 22:09:59 »
(Apologies to our Irish members for the krap accent!!!)


Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off  all 10 of his fingers.
 
 He went to the emergency room in Cork's hospital.
 
 The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'..
 
 Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got da fingers.'
 
 'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? good heavans, it's 2008!
 
 We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new!

Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
 
 And Paddy said, ' How on earth was I 'spose to pick dem up?

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Re: Fingers
« Reply #1 on: 11 February 2010, 22:56:23 »
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Must try harder :P ;)
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Re: Fingers
« Reply #2 on: 11 February 2010, 23:05:41 »
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Must try harder :P ;)


 :o :o ;) ;)
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« Reply #3 on: 11 February 2010, 23:08:46 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Fingers
« Reply #4 on: 11 February 2010, 23:10:57 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Glad you liked the joke mate - by the way nice rse!! :y
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« Reply #5 on: 11 February 2010, 23:13:16 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Glad you liked the joke mate - by the way nice arse!! :y

What i'd give to sink my teeth into it ::)
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« Reply #6 on: 11 February 2010, 23:42:45 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Glad you liked the joke mate - by the way nice arse!! :y

What i'd give to sink my teeth into it ::)

Pervert  ;)
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« Reply #7 on: 11 February 2010, 23:54:11 »
second that,  PERVERT!  lol
(mate has been using that word loads lately for no reason, so glad someone else is too!!)
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