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Hannah Judes Dad

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Valentines Poem
« on: 11 February 2010, 23:46:32 »
I've got a Valentine's poem that has never yet failed to get me into a girl's knickers :-

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Now get in the rather van.
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Re: Valentines Poem
« Reply #1 on: 11 February 2010, 23:58:40 »
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I've got a Valentine's poem that has never yet failed to get me into a girl's knickers :-

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Now get in the rather van.
After version...
  Roses are red,
  Violets are blue,
  I've got a knife,
  Now break off out of my van, you're doing my rather' head in!!!! ::)
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Re: Valentines Poem
« Reply #2 on: 12 February 2010, 00:01:16 »
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I've got a Valentine's poem that has never yet failed to get me into a girl's knickers :-

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Now get in the rather van.
After version...
  Roses are red,
  Violets are blue,
  I've got a knife,
  Now break off out of my van, you're doing my rather' head in!!!! ::)

You can tell we live in a similar area   ;D :y
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Re: Valentines Poem
« Reply #3 on: 12 February 2010, 00:04:39 »
Some really soppy bugger's on here is'nt there......not. :-/
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