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jonnycool

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Two mates
« on: 18 February 2010, 14:54:38 »
Two mates were having a drink. One says to the other, "If I went to your house while you were at work, made love to your wife in every position imaginable and made her pregnant, would that make us related?"

His mate replies "I dunno about related pal, but it would definitely make us even...."
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Re: Two mates
« Reply #1 on: 18 February 2010, 15:15:37 »
Hahahaha  :y
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Re: Two mates
« Reply #2 on: 18 February 2010, 15:50:01 »
Good one ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Two mates
« Reply #3 on: 18 February 2010, 17:21:36 »
very good  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Two mates
« Reply #4 on: 18 February 2010, 17:42:49 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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