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STMO999

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Funny
« on: 18 February 2010, 20:53:24 »
Woman meets a bloke in a bar and goes back to his for a drink. As she is on the way to the loo she can't resist a peek into his bedroom. It's very tidy with a well made bed and three shelves with teddies on them. Big ones on the top shelf, medium on the middle and small on the botttom.
One thing leads to another and she ends up staying the night. In the morning she says "How was I?"
He says "You were ok. Take a prize from the middle shelf". ;D
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Re: Funny
« Reply #1 on: 18 February 2010, 20:57:30 »
 You can do better than that  :P
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Re: Funny
« Reply #2 on: 18 February 2010, 20:57:33 »
Brilliant ;D ;D ;D :y
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STMO999

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« Reply #3 on: 18 February 2010, 21:04:45 »
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Brilliant ;D ;D ;D :y


Thank you Maria. :-*
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Re: Funny
« Reply #4 on: 18 February 2010, 21:10:11 »
VERY 'middling' STMO  ;D ;D ;D :y
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