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mathewst

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a little joke
« on: 24 February 2010, 10:33:52 »
One guy asks another.
"What would you do if the lion attacks your mother in law"?
The other one answers.
"The lion attacks on his own so he should defend himself on his own"
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Re: a little joke
« Reply #1 on: 24 February 2010, 10:35:36 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: a little joke
« Reply #2 on: 24 February 2010, 10:36:27 »
 :y
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Re: a little joke
« Reply #3 on: 24 February 2010, 10:45:59 »
Here is another naughty one

One guy asks another.
"Why do you keep bees when they are not producing any honey at all?"
"Because they attacked my mother in law for the third time already"  ;D
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