.....But FAF [size=24]The ADVERTS[/size]
It was raining quite heavily on the M4 as I was catching up with the lorry in front of me.
Suddenly, The double brake lights powered by 24v with extra bright L.E.Ds dazzled me,
The Ferodo air powered vented disc brakes stopped the lorry a lot quicker than I could stop my mondeo .
As I crashed into the powder coated rear bumper made from 100mm x 150mm box section steel,
breaking my arm, 3 ribs and my pelvis I realised this was no ordinary Lorry . .
This was an M&S lorry
Wife not listening?
There's a Slap for that.
LIDL's own brand shampoo....
Because you're worthless...
Does anyone else think that the Gaviscon advert has a hidden message?
You know, two white firemen sliding down a blonde woman's throat and spraying white stuff...
So I'm sitting watching T.V and an advert for shampoo comes on with Cheryl Cole saying "weak? limp? lifeless?"
Not any more I'm not.
Just been on the go compare website for a few quotes. One question they asked me was " Where did you hear about us?"
I thought, are these taking the piss?
Nowadays these adverts don't even make sense. The other day I saw this advert that said.
The mother of all broadband!
Virgin
If you're feeling sleepy, there's a nap for that.
Pringles - Once you pop you just can't stop.
So that will be why they have re-sealable lids then.
I have the best job in the world. I get to travel around filling a vast amount of cracks with my specially formulated liquid.
My name is Gavin and I work for Autoglass.
The Energizer Bunny, known best for 'going and going and going...' passed away last evening.
Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, some tw%^ put the battery in backwards and it kept coming and coming and coming...
The National Accident Helpline advert: "I was installing a fire alarm and I was given the wrong type of ladder."
Ignore the fact you've got a dodgy ladder, wouldn't the fire alarm work better inside the house?
Got a problem with your Toyota?
There's a Jap for that.
Hope you liked em kids, more soon
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