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Chosing A Wife.....
« on: 01 March 2010, 19:17:21 »

A man wanted to get married.

He was having  trouble choosing among three likely candidates.
He gives each woman a  present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the  money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a  fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new  outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she  has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so  much.

The man was  impressed.




The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.  She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his  computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she  tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves  him so much.


Again, the  man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market  She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and  reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she  wants to save for their future because she loves him so  much.




Obviously, the man was  impressed.




The man thought for a long time about what each  woman had done with the money he'd given  her.



Then  he  married the one with the biggest tits.


Men are like that, you  know.   

And  on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

There is more money being spent on breast  implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means  that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky  boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do  with them.
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Re: Chosing A Wife.....
« Reply #1 on: 01 March 2010, 19:51:06 »

Smart advice, only go for the biggest.   :y :y ::)
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Re: Chosing A Wife.....
« Reply #2 on: 01 March 2010, 19:58:58 »

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Smart advice, only go for the biggest.   :y :y ::)


....as long as they pass the pencil test....skruntie. :y
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« Reply #3 on: 01 March 2010, 21:11:41 »

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Smart advice, only go for the biggest.   :y :y ::)


....as long as they pass the pencil test....skruntie. :y


Dunno about the pencil test, but this would be the ideal woman for a heavy beer drinker.


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Re: Chosing A Wife.....
« Reply #4 on: 01 March 2010, 21:13:31 »

Dunno if there is a pending problem with the forum or if it is my computer, there is a youtube link on the above post.

Plus annother post of mine took ages to display a picture.
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« Reply #5 on: 01 March 2010, 21:14:08 »

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Smart advice, only go for the biggest.   :y :y ::)


....as long as they pass the pencil test....skruntie. :y


Dunno about the pencil test, but this would be the ideal woman for a heavy beer drinker.


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Like I said, there is a link.
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