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STMO999

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Sex shop
« on: 07 March 2010, 15:01:49 »
Fella goes into a sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll. Bloke behind the counter says "Male or female?" Female please.
"Black or white?" White please.
"Christian or Muslim?"
"What's the rather difference?"

"The muslim one blows itself up".

 ;D ;D ;D
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unlucky mark mv6

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Re: Sex shop
« Reply #1 on: 07 March 2010, 15:05:16 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y,me likes.
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Re: Sex shop
« Reply #2 on: 07 March 2010, 15:21:50 »
i had to throw mine away her nose started running :D
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Re: Sex shop
« Reply #3 on: 07 March 2010, 15:22:18 »
Same here! ;D ;D :y :y
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« Reply #4 on: 07 March 2010, 15:24:21 »
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Re: Sex shop
« Reply #5 on: 07 March 2010, 15:54:24 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Sex shop
« Reply #6 on: 07 March 2010, 16:09:06 »
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Fella goes into a sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll. Bloke behind the counter says "Male or female?" Female please.
"Black or white?" White please.
"Christian or Muslim?"
"What's the rather difference?"

"The muslim one blows itself up".

 ;D ;D ;D
How can you have hanky panky with something that dresses up to look like a bottle of guiness? ;D
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Re: Sex shop
« Reply #7 on: 07 March 2010, 17:13:03 »
Good one ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Sex shop
« Reply #8 on: 07 March 2010, 17:31:26 »
PMSL -   :y :y
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