as i understand it skruntie - the bible was written as a collection of fables to educate and inform the populace, it was never meant to be taken literally - thats only fairly recently in its history, much to the bemusement of many 
You obviously have not read the Bible and understood the, in my view, very straightforward common sense messages that Jesus was giving to those that would listen.

Please also remember that Jesus had such an effect that the great Roman Empire converted to Christianity, and the religion spread across the World, with us still observing the teachings 2,000 years later 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-).
Some collection of fables!!
PS Jesus actually spoke often in parables to highlight the points he was making

i honestly do keep meaning to read it Liz, I have a copy of Robert Crumb's "Book of Genesis" in the shop - which is tempting me to read as i love his art

now this religion has been around 2000 years, give or take. Ancient Egyptian religion was practised for 3000, Roman and Greek Mythology was around for 1000's of years before this 'new religion' became popular....in 1000 years they'll be another belief system along and Christianity will be viewed like all other ancient mythologies, surely? i don't believe Zeus is in the heavens watching over us along with Poseidon in the Oceans, Hades in hell, Hera, Aphrodite, Apollo, Ares, Artemis, Athena, Demeter, Dionysus, Hestia, Hermes, Hephaestus and thats just the top 12 - i'm sure theres more...so you see Liz, I doubt most people nowadays believe in those 12 gods.
i'm an atheist, all that means is i believe in one less god than you 8-)
so the question is - what makes this new guy so special? he's only been around for 2000 years?