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STMO999

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My new doctor
« on: 05 May 2010, 20:42:32 »
I haven't been to the doctors for ages. I was surprised to find that my new doctor is young, female and drop-dead gorgeous.
I was embarrassed but she said "Don't worry, I'm a professional, I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you".
I said "I think my c0ck tastes funny......"
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Re: My new doctor
« Reply #1 on: 05 May 2010, 20:43:52 »
PMSL.   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My new doctor
« Reply #2 on: 05 May 2010, 20:44:42 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My new doctor
« Reply #3 on: 05 May 2010, 20:46:58 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :P
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Re: My new doctor
« Reply #4 on: 05 May 2010, 20:58:05 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: My new doctor
« Reply #5 on: 05 May 2010, 22:01:00 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D trust you! the poor lass  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: My new doctor
« Reply #6 on: 05 May 2010, 22:23:29 »
That's the best one I've heard for ages  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My new doctor
« Reply #7 on: 05 May 2010, 22:27:01 »
How did you find out it tastes funny? ;D ;D
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Re: My new doctor
« Reply #8 on: 05 May 2010, 22:27:47 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: My new doctor
« Reply #9 on: 05 May 2010, 22:34:21 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My new doctor
« Reply #10 on: 05 May 2010, 22:53:09 »
Brill  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: My new doctor
« Reply #11 on: 06 May 2010, 02:15:36 »
There is something seriously wrong with you ::)

Next time try a psychoanalyst.






It helped me no end
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