Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by
a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner .
> 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of
> minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
> high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
>
> 'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and
> proceeded to close the door.
>
> Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
> pushed wide open.. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at
> least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of
> horse manure onto my hallway carpet.
>
> 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
> manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'
>
> I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a F*cking good
> appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning......What
> part of 'broke' don't you understand?'
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