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CRAP Jokes (NWS)
« on: 19 June 2010, 17:19:19 »
Girlfriend says: If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch, what would you prefer?
Boyfriend says: Eating between meals...

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My mate is a piss taker.
He goes round stealing catheter bags.
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« Reply #1 on: 19 June 2010, 17:26:30 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 19 June 2010, 18:49:02 »
why was the washing machine laughing?

Because it was taking the piss out of the pants


.... dont worry, i didnt bring a coat i will just leave :D
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« Reply #3 on: 19 June 2010, 18:52:06 »
Both jokes was  good ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #4 on: 19 June 2010, 19:06:28 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Good ones :y
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« Reply #5 on: 19 June 2010, 20:53:46 »
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why was the washing machine laughing?

Because it was taking the piss out of the pants


.... dont worry, i didnt bring a coat i will just leave :D
;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 19 June 2010, 20:53:47 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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