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Re: Fergie calls Rooney
« Reply #15 on: 22 June 2010, 21:21:39 »

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On the original point, I still won't make any plans to attempt a standing piss all the same.

you do get tube things to help females stand up to piss :P it is used for concerts lol a mate has one :)


 ;D ;D ;D Thanks Andy, in the interests of balance I'll locate one just in case ;D :y
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Re: Fergie calls Rooney
« Reply #16 on: 22 June 2010, 21:26:11 »

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On the original point, I still won't make any plans to attempt a standing piss all the same.


you do get tube things to help females stand up to piss :P it is used for concerts lol a mate has one :)


 ;D ;D ;D Thanks Andy, in the interests of balance I'll locate one just in case ;D :y

you could use it at the meets if the ladies is out the door lol :P just a thought zulu ;)
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Re: Fergie calls Rooney
« Reply #17 on: 23 June 2010, 09:20:38 »

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I heard a rumour that the remainder of the England games are to be shown on the Gay channel as itv have decided that broadcasting  11 men getting pumped for 90 mins is too much for them.

Sooo passe, matey.

So how many games do Scotlandshire have left in the World Cup then?

Oh yeah, they DNQ.

Again.

But is it true that they now have a new name?
'Scotland Nil' or was it 'Scotland Fail'?
 :y


 theres always one moron that bites

it was a  joke look it up

while you are at it look this one up too it was a match we won  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bannockburn  but you dont hear us bleating on about it do you   :y
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Re: Fergie calls Rooney
« Reply #18 on: 23 June 2010, 10:35:40 »

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I heard a rumour that the remainder of the England games are to be shown on the Gay channel as itv have decided that broadcasting  11 men getting pumped for 90 mins is too much for them.

Sooo passe, matey.

So how many games do Scotlandshire have left in the World Cup then?

Oh yeah, they DNQ.

Again.

But is it true that they now have a new name?
'Scotland Nil' or was it 'Scotland Fail'?
 :y


 theres always one moron that bites

it was a  joke look it up

while you are at it look this one up too it was a match we won  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bannockburn  but you dont hear us bleating on about it do you   :y


Oh dear - no wonder people go off this site with snipes like that. ::) ::) ::)

If you can't take it, don't dish it! ;)
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Re: Fergie calls Rooney
« Reply #19 on: 23 June 2010, 10:45:55 »

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"Get yer heid sorted ya wee bam, ignore thae tubes in the press, chill oot, gerrintae the boax an' stick the baw in yon onion bag"

or words to that effect  :y

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5i3_FVYHBIKc8YDtu3c9k_fbN13SA



In the quest for true enlightenment perhaps Mr Rooney could immerse himself in the richness of the dialect should he watch this and similar examples. :y

WARNING: CONTAINS LANGUAGE SOME MIGHT FIND OBJECTIONABLE


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr6FvXxte4I[/media]
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Re: Fergie calls Rooney
« Reply #20 on: 23 June 2010, 10:56:20 »

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I heard a rumour that the remainder of the England games are to be shown on the Gay channel as itv have decided that broadcasting  11 men getting pumped for 90 mins is too much for them.

Sooo passe, matey.

So how many games do Scotlandshire have left in the World Cup then?

Oh yeah, they DNQ.

Again.

But is it true that they now have a new name?
'Scotland Nil' or was it 'Scotland Fail'?
 :y


 theres always one moron that bites

it was a  joke look it up

while you are at it look this one up too it was a match we won  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bannockburn  but you dont hear us bleating on about it do you   :y


Oh dear - no wonder people go off this site with snipes like that. ::) ::) ::)

If you can't take it, don't dish it! ;)


pots and kettles big man ......
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Re: Fergie calls Rooney
« Reply #21 on: 23 June 2010, 11:36:57 »

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"Get yer heid sorted ya wee bam, ignore thae tubes in the press, chill oot, gerrintae the boax an' stick the baw in yon onion bag"

or words to that effect  :y

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5i3_FVYHBIKc8YDtu3c9k_fbN13SA



In the quest for true enlightenment perhaps Mr Rooney could immerse himself in the richness of the dialect should he watch this and similar examples. :y

WARNING: CONTAINS LANGUAGE SOME MIGHT FIND OBJECTIONABLE


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr6FvXxte4I[/media]


Zulu - thats the funniest thing I've ever seen on you tube - pure magic wee man!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
 :y :y
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Re: Fergie calls Rooney
« Reply #22 on: 23 June 2010, 13:56:39 »

Brilliant  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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