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Pub joke
« on: 08 July 2010, 21:43:15 »
Fella goes into a bar and orders a pint. As he's drinking he takes a photo out of his top pocket, looks at it and puts it back. He orders another pint, looks at the picture, puts it back. After his eight pint the barman says "What is it with you and the photo?". Fella says "It's a picture of the wife and when she looks good enough to s***, I'm going home".
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Re: Pub joke
« Reply #1 on: 08 July 2010, 21:47:20 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Pub joke
« Reply #2 on: 08 July 2010, 21:57:09 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #3 on: 08 July 2010, 22:10:48 »
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« Reply #4 on: 08 July 2010, 23:12:32 »
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« Reply #5 on: 08 July 2010, 23:34:23 »
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