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JOKE
« on: 30 August 2010, 15:17:38 »
One day, God decides he's been a bit harsh on Freddie Mercury & takes it upon himself to make amends. "Freddie" he says, "I feel that my actions in the past have been pretty harsh & for that I sincerely apologise, so i'm going to give you a second chance & you can go back as anyone you like"!

"Liverpool Goalie" says Freddie without hesitation.

God looks a bit confused & says, "But I thought you hated football Freddie"?

"I do" says Freddie, "but i'll have ten ar**holes in front of me, thousands of pr**ks  behind me, and lets face it, I'm not likely  to catch anything"!!
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Re: JOKE
« Reply #1 on: 30 August 2010, 16:13:03 »
Have you been drinking?
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