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JOKE for Tunnie
« on: 30 August 2010, 16:28:29 »
Bloke has both ears chopped off in a motorbike accident :o

The Surgeons manage to save his right ear & sew it back on, but his left one is completely destroyed. Using the latest modern technology, they are able to re-construct a left ear using the ear of a pig, & one attached you couldn't tell the difference!

Two months later the biker returns to hospital for a check-up.

"How are your ears doing"? asks the Surgeon.

Well my right is great, says the biker



































































but my left one is 'CRACKLING'

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: JOKE for Tunnie
« Reply #1 on: 30 August 2010, 17:53:29 »
There are old jokes ........and then there is this joke..... ::) ::) ;)
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