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Wasp Joke
« on: 30 August 2010, 16:32:54 »
Bloke walks into a shop & says to the guy behind the counter,
"i'd like to buy a wasp please"
Shopkeeper says, sorry we don't sell wasps!
Bloke says,  you're a fir kin liar,




























































































there's one in your window!

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Wasp Joke
« Reply #1 on: 30 August 2010, 16:55:25 »
You bored phil.   ;D ;D ;D ::) :y
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« Reply #2 on: 30 August 2010, 17:09:24 »
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You bored phil.   ;D ;D ;D ::) :y
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Out of my tiny mind Phil mate! ::) ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #3 on: 30 August 2010, 18:50:01 »
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You bored phil.   ;D ;D ;D ::) :y
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Out of my tiny mind Phil mate! ::) ;D ;D ;D :y

I sympathise matey.  :y
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« Reply #4 on: 30 August 2010, 20:06:00 »
Oh.My.God.

Go on ----------------------->

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Re: Wasp Joke
« Reply #5 on: 30 August 2010, 20:56:39 »
I can't get me coat & go through the door even if I wanted to, i've got a lung infection & it feels like i've got Jimbob sitting on my chest! ;D ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #6 on: 30 August 2010, 21:04:53 »
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I can't get me coat & go through the door even if I wanted to, i've got a lung infection & it feels like i've got Jimbob sitting on my chest! ;D ;D ;D ;)

That does not sound good, hope you get well soon matey.. :y :y
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« Reply #7 on: 30 August 2010, 22:14:11 »
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I can't get me coat & go through the door even if I wanted to, i've got a lung infection & it feels like i've got Jimbob sitting on my chest! ;D ;D ;D ;)

That does not sound good, hope you get well soon matey.. :y :y






Thanks Mike, i'm ok, just bored to death & just a little 'out of it' with the painkillers & antibiotics, which is why my recent posts are a bit 'iffy'  ;D ;D ;D :y
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