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[jereboam]

I used to be 5' 3" tall, but I now seem to have shrunk to a mere 5' 1". 

I used to wear size 6 shoes, but I now need size 7.

I am clearly subsiding.

Also, in the past 50 years, average life expectancy has risen dramatically.

Now, assuming that these changes will all have exponential rates of increase, I have worked out that by the time I'm 114, I'll need size 14 shoes and I'll only be 19" high. 

I think I might need a different car.

[tidla]

would that do.



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[Sixstring]

PMSL......................


Sometimes, some things just tickle me right..................!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I used to be 5' 3" tall, but I now seem to have shrunk to a mere 5' 1". 

I used to wear size 6 shoes, but I now need size 7.

I am clearly subsiding.

Also, in the past 50 years, average life expectancy has risen dramatically.

Now, assuming that these changes will all have exponential rates of increase, I have worked out that by the time I'm 114, I'll need size 14 shoes and I'll only be 19" high. 

I think I might need a different car.

....or a cushion...JB..

[Varche]

Fantastic. That has cheered me up no end!

Only another 64 years before you draw your pension , That will be something to look forward too.