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Nobody believes Seniors
« on: 09 September 2010, 23:39:42 »

...and then she asked "What's the best form of birth control after 50?"  I said "Nudity"


When you think about it, God has to be the best inventor of all time.  He took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker.


Know how to prevent sagging?  Just eat 'till the wrinkles fill out.


My wife said "What are you doing today?"
I said "Nothing"
She said "You did that yesterday"
I said "I wasn't finished"
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Re: Nobody believes Seniors
« Reply #1 on: 09 September 2010, 23:49:17 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Splendid  ;D

No 2 was stellar 8-) 8-) :y
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Re: Nobody believes Seniors
« Reply #2 on: 10 September 2010, 09:26:31 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D Splendid  ;D

No 2 was stellar 8-) 8-) :y
You knew her? ;D
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Re: Nobody believes Seniors
« Reply #3 on: 10 September 2010, 09:26:55 »
 ;D ;D ;D very good - made me chuckle  ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #4 on: 10 September 2010, 10:18:54 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D Splendid  ;D

No 2 was stellar 8-) 8-) :y
You knew her? ;D

I did indeed Chris; she was a real star who possessed a heavenly body. ;D :y
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