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Tax
« on: 14 September 2010, 01:24:55 »

 
 At the end of the tax year, the Inland Revenue office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the Accountant of the Hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question," noted the Accountant. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.

But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Hospital Accountant, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all accountant.

"Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Accountant. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the Inland Revenue Office, and about once a year they send us a complete prick!"

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Re: Tax
« Reply #1 on: 14 September 2010, 01:42:25 »

Old but still raised a laugh.  :y
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Re: Tax
« Reply #2 on: 14 September 2010, 08:35:41 »

good one. ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 14 September 2010, 09:04:20 »

 ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #4 on: 14 September 2010, 09:51:03 »

Very apt......seeing as a lot of us are waiting for a tax demand cos SOMEBODY cocked it all up...................
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Re: Tax
« Reply #5 on: 14 September 2010, 09:59:34 »

like it ;D :y
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« Reply #6 on: 14 September 2010, 14:46:03 »

brilliant !!!!! :) :) :)
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« Reply #7 on: 14 September 2010, 14:59:07 »

Good 'un as always dbug  ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 14 September 2010, 16:40:56 »

hahaha like that :)
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