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[jyr001]

Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
The first surgeon says:
I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open
them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds:
Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour
coded."
The third surgeon says:
No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in:
"You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's
no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and
the arse are interchangeable."

[waspy]

That's an old one, but a good one

[henryd]

I like that