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Safe sex!
« on: 27 September 2010, 17:49:24 »
A man walks into his local Chemist with his 8 year old son. As they walk past the Condom display the boy asks "What are these dad?"
"Those are what men use to have safe sex, son".
"Oh, I remember now from sex education class at school", said the boy.
Picking up a pack of 3, the boy asks, "Dad, why are there 3 in this packet?"
"Those are for Senior School Boys", says his dad. "One for Friday, one for Saturday & one for Sunday".
"Cool", says the boy picking up a packet of 6. "Then who uses these?"
"Those are for Young Men finding their way in the World", says dad. "Two for Friday, Two for Saturday & Two for Sunday".
"Wow", says the young lad, " Then who on earth would use these", he says breathlessly holding up a box of 12!
With a sad sigh, his dad said, "Those are for Married Men, son. "One for January, One for February, One for March.......... ;D
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Re: Safe sex!
« Reply #1 on: 27 September 2010, 17:51:17 »
 :'(
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Re: Safe sex!
« Reply #2 on: 27 September 2010, 17:51:21 »
 ;D ;D ;D Sounds about right :y
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Re: Safe sex!
« Reply #3 on: 27 September 2010, 17:53:53 »
sad but true ;)
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Re: Safe sex!
« Reply #4 on: 27 September 2010, 18:03:32 »
Do you speak from experience Phil?.... ::) ::) ;)
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Re: Safe sex!
« Reply #5 on: 27 September 2010, 18:07:16 »
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Do you speak from experience Phil?.... ::) ::) ;)




Opti, I have to buy singles and 'it' is only used whenever Halleys Comet makes an appearance!  :'( ;)
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« Reply #6 on: 27 September 2010, 18:10:19 »
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Do you speak from experience Phil?.... ::) ::) ;)




Opti, I have to buy singles and 'it' is only used whenever Halleys Comet makes an appearance!  :'( ;)



......almost Skruntiesque.. ;)......the old lad does not get his end away too often these days.... ;) :y
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Re: Safe sex!
« Reply #7 on: 27 September 2010, 18:15:25 »
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Do you speak from experience Phil?.... ::) ::) ;)




Opti, I have to buy singles and 'it' is only used whenever Halleys Comet makes an appearance!  :'( ;)



......almost Skruntiesque.. ;)......the old lad does not get his end away too often these days.... ;) :y

PMSL you are funny optimist, life's never been so good matey..... ::)
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« Reply #8 on: 27 September 2010, 18:29:47 »
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Do you speak from experience Phil?.... ::) ::) ;)





Opti, I have to buy singles and 'it' is only used whenever Halleys Comet makes an appearance!  :'( ;)
Altogether now,

aaaaaahhhhhhh   ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 27 September 2010, 18:41:15 »
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Do you speak from experience Phil?.... ::) ::) ;)




Opti, I have to buy singles and 'it' is only used whenever Halleys Comet makes an appearance!  :'( ;)



......almost Skruntiesque.. ;)......the old lad does not get his end away too often these days.... ;) :y

PMSL you are funny optimist, life's never been so good matey..... ::)


I'm glad to hear it .....Skrunts... ;)
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Re: Safe sex!
« Reply #10 on: 27 September 2010, 22:09:24 »
I had one once it said goodyear on it,

didnt realise thats how long I would own it.
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