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[Mysteryman]

Following on from my man-flu and Christmas episode, I have further bad news. Just as I am recovering, the lad now has boy-flu. As far as I can tell, it will be Monday at the earliest before he will be fit for school. His stomach must be really upset as the house smells like a sewage farm.
So.......I will be spending the next few days waiting on him whilst enduring countles episodes of Takeshi's Castle and mumbling through my gas mask.
Aint life great.

[Mysteryman]

And I will probably have to disappear off here soon as it's 'his' computer when he's home.

[cem_devecioglu]

keep him in bed and away from fast/oily food..

when he feels hungry vegetable soups may help imo..

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Following on from my man-flu and Christmas episode, I have further bad news. Just as I am recovering, the lad now has boy-flu. As far as I can tell, it will be Monday at the earliest before he will be fit for school. His stomach must be really upset as the house smells like a sewage farm.
So.......I will be spending the next few days waiting on him whilst enduring countles episodes of Takeshi's Castle and mumbling through my gas mask.
Aint life great.

There is a new use for human excrement now Mr Steve.....They ferment it  for twenty days before turning it into gas.(On the BBC News  yesterday)  

[feeutfo]

aha,  a family of liverpool supporters. No wonder your all ill. 
Anyway, get well soon

[Mysteryman]

aha,  a family of liverpool supporters. No wonder your all ill. 
Anyway, get well soon

Thank you Chris. I have been to see a tattooist and, apparently, it wouldn't be too difficult to alter my Liverpool tattoo to look like a Barnsley one. :-/

[jonnycool]

Following on from my man-flu and Christmas episode, I have further bad news. Just as I am recovering, the lad now has boy-flu. As far as I can tell, it will be Monday at the earliest before he will be fit for school. His stomach must be really upset as the house smells like a sewage farm.So.......I will be spending the next few days waiting on him whilst enduring countles episodes of Takeshi's Castle and mumbling through my gas mask.
Aint life great.

Bit of your own medicine eh Steve? 

[Chris_H]

I hope you can stop feeling sorry for yourself get well soon Steve!

To be positive, you should have a pretty sickness-free winter after this?

[Mysteryman]

I hope you can stop feeling sorry for yourself get well soon Steve!

To be positive, you should have a pretty sickness-free winter after this?

You'd feel sorry for me if you saw the demands my women put on me Chris.

[Chris_H]

I hope you can stop feeling sorry for yourself get well soon Steve!

To be positive, you should have a pretty sickness-free winter after this?

You'd feel sorry for me if you saw the demands my women put on me Chris.

However many do you have?

I think you may need to go on a course.