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Re: I was in Tesco ....
« Reply #15 on: 28 October 2010, 12:22:34 »
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I was in a pub the other day and there was big Alsatian standing by toilets. After a couple of pints, I felt the need to answer a call of nature, started to go towards the toilets and the Alsatian went for me!

What a bloody nice dog. Next time I'll ask him to get something from the machine, too. ;) ;D

Was that the same pub-dog whom was frequently seen animatedly licking his genitalia, prompting a customer to wryly comment that they wished they could also do that?
The dog`s owner retorted that given a biscuit the dog might let them! ;D

The very same, Debs!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I was in Tesco ....
« Reply #16 on: 28 October 2010, 19:08:38 »
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...... earlier, when this bloke started attacking me with milk & cheese.  :-?


How dairy!  :y

Was he called Lea? :o

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