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[PhilRich]

I believe the leader of this organisation is a Nigerian gentleman going by the suedonym of Kuhlia Nutabunda, alias Aholehole, though a quick search of 'tinternet reveals this to be very fishy indeed

[Dishevelled Den]

nah, ive still got a few squid left, bit tired so might go to my  kipper for a bit

When you come back to the game V watch out for the sharks - although I think they're out to sting Ray you can't be too careful.

[Dishevelled Den]

I believe the leader of this organisation is a Nigerian gentleman going by the suedonym of Kuhlia Nutabunda, alias Aholehole, though a quick search of 'tinternet reveals this to be very fishy indeed

Did you trawl the inter net for that information Phil?

[HolyCount]

I have long awaited such an o-perch-tuna-ty to try my puns, so long in fact it was making me crabby!
Trouble is I am not intelligent enough .... no brain sturgeon,me. I am often left floundering. Still, this isn't the plaice for skating around such issues.
I will console myself with a song or two .....

Salmon chanted evening........

or that italian classic.....

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's a moray.

Come on, join in, don't be koi

[Dishevelled Den]

I have long awaited such an o-perch-tuna-ty to try my puns, so long in fact it was making me crabby!
Trouble is I am not intelligent enough .... no brain sturgeon,me. I am often left floundering. Still, this isn't the plaice for skating around such issues.
I will console myself with a song or two .....

Salmon chanted evening........

or that italian classic.....

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's a moray.

Come on, join in, don't be koi

  Outstanding. 

On a scale of one to ten, you have full marks with that splendid tail.

[PhilRich]

I believe the leader of this organisation is a Nigerian gentleman going by the suedonym of Kuhlia Nutabunda, alias Aholehole, though a quick search of 'tinternet reveals this to be very fishy indeed

Did you trawl the inter net for that information Phil?

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No Den, it was a shore thing, but I had a beach of a job angling to find it! I felt a right Pollock typing his name I can tell you, as I was blenny  sure you'd all think it was a load of crappie!

[albitz]

Hijacking a serious thread to post this purile nonsense is imo very................................shellfish.

I,ll get me coat.

[Dishevelled Den]

Hijacking a serious thread to post this purile nonsense is imo very................................shellfish.

I,ll get me coat.

I hope you're not shedding crocodile tears over this A?

[Banjax]

I have long awaited such an o-perch-tuna-ty to try my puns, so long in fact it was making me crabby!
Trouble is I am not intelligent enough .... no brain sturgeon,me. I am often left floundering. Still, this isn't the plaice for skating around such issues.
I will console myself with a song or two .....

Salmon chanted evening........

or that italian classic.....

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's a moray.

Come on, join in, don't be koi

thats takes the (sea)biscuit, I'm inconshoalable - I'm going outside for a puff(er) as it gets too smokie in here 

[Dishevelled Den]

I may have to consult a German colleague, Herr Ring as I'm fishing for further ideas at the moment and I don't want to get into deep water.

[tidla]

ive haddock of this thread i can ner take

[Xplicit 2.0]

you lot are good at this aint ya.... like fish out of water  :-/

[Dishevelled Den]

ive haddock of this thread i can ner take

I agree Tapp, although there may be more than one snapper on this thread.