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Profanity & vituperation, but...
« on: 12 December 2010, 22:29:00 »

Sometimes, indeed very occasionally, profanity and vituperation make a written piece both amusing and very pointed.

Such is the case with the latest offering from "Counting Cats" on the Cancun conference (the what?, I hear you ask.). Read it, it's good, even though it resembles the hilarious Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus (Viz readers will know what I mean!).  ;)

http://www.countingcats.com/?p=8621#comments


Taken from the above: "I suppose there is a fearful symmetry to it that Western Civilization starts with Homer and will end with Homer. And I don’t mean Simpson."

A class writer.  :y
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Re: Profanity & vituperation, but...
« Reply #1 on: 12 December 2010, 22:38:20 »

Yes CC is always a worthwhile read. :y

With phrases such as;

Has Stern been gargling Monbiot’s loose stool-water again?

how could it not be?

Splendid stuff.
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Re: Profanity & vituperation, but...
« Reply #2 on: 13 December 2010, 09:01:25 »

although how would a sand quarry in a desert make money in the first place exactly cc?  ;D

just an observation  :y
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Re: Profanity & vituperation, but...
« Reply #3 on: 13 December 2010, 09:23:41 »

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although how would a sand quarry in a desert make money in the first place exactly cc?  ;D

just an observation  :y

With entrepreneurial titans such as 'Lord' Sugar running loose and lauded by those in government, I don't see why not BJ. :y :y
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« Reply #4 on: 13 December 2010, 09:54:21 »

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although how would a sand quarry in a desert make money in the first place exactly cc?  ;D

just an observation  :y

With entrepreneurial titans such as 'Lord' Sugar running loose and lauded by those in government, I don't see why not BJ. :y :y

right next to the "old rope" shop presumably  ;D
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Re: Profanity & vituperation, but...
« Reply #5 on: 13 December 2010, 10:38:53 »

How about that unbiased level headed climate change secretary Chris Huhne then. >:( >:(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzcDNyOnvG0

so pleased he isnt a crankie greenie :o :o (sarc off)
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Re: Profanity & vituperation, but...
« Reply #6 on: 13 December 2010, 14:58:31 »

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How about that unbiased level headed climate change secretary Chris Huhne then. >:( >:(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzcDNyOnvG0

so pleased he isnt a crankie greenie :o :o (sarc off)


How Cameron made Chris "Buff" Huhne Energy Secretary is beyond me. Maybe it just takes one to know one.  :(

Mind you, when it comes to saving his own money, the mad LimpDem has a trick or two up his sleeve.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1338008/Lib-Dem-minister-Chris-Huhne-says-wont-marry-mistress.html?ITO=1490

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Re: Profanity & vituperation, but...
« Reply #7 on: 13 December 2010, 15:13:53 »

Presumably he chose his mistress based mainly on her "carbon footprint" - or he needs to take a trip to specsavers. :o

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Re: Profanity & vituperation, but...
« Reply #8 on: 13 December 2010, 15:19:30 »

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Presumably he chose his mistress based mainly on her "carbon footprint" - or he needs to take a trip to specsavers. :o

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Think he has swapped a beat up old skoda for a beat up old tata, I thought the whole point of having a mistress was to "trade up" for a newer sexier model.

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Re: Profanity & vituperation, but...
« Reply #9 on: 13 December 2010, 15:24:32 »

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Think he has swapped a beat up old skoda for a beat up old tata, I thought the whole point of having a mistress was to "trade up" for a newer sexier model.


Yes, you'd have thought a man with allegedly so much to lose would have got his "money's worth". :D

Unless, of course, he's deranged. There's always that possibility. ::)

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Re: Profanity & vituperation, but...
« Reply #10 on: 13 December 2010, 16:27:03 »

Oh yes, I'm afraid that I'd be obliged to give her one as well. :y :y
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