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Radiomarko

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Happy New Year! Not so serious......
« on: 27 December 2010, 10:15:03 »

Hello Everybody,

Please accept with no obligation ,implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the New Year holiday practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.



We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011 , but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that The United Kingdom is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee .



By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:



This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wishers to actually implement any of the wishes for her / him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishers. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishers.



Best Regards (without prejudice)

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Re: Happy New Year! Not so serious......
« Reply #1 on: 27 December 2010, 10:34:35 »

Unfortunately this kind of greeting will be written/read/said by all in the UK in the coming years ahead  :o :o :o ........

Ridiculous but oh so true!!  >:( >:( >:(

Well written Radiomarko  :y :y
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Re: Happy New Year! Not so serious......
« Reply #2 on: 27 December 2010, 11:06:34 »

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Unfortunately this kind of greeting will be written/read/said by all in the UK in the coming years ahead  :o :o :o ........

Ridiculous but oh so true!!  >:( >:( >:(

Well written Radiomarko  :y :y



it really won't.
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Re: Happy New Year! Not so serious......
« Reply #3 on: 27 December 2010, 14:46:46 »

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Unfortunately this kind of greeting will be written/read/said by all in the UK in the coming years ahead  :o :o :o ........

I too doubt that, I guess it's a parody of those who think it will........

Ridiculous but oh so true!!  >:( >:( >:(

Well written Radiomarko  :y :y

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