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[Dave-C]

A  WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down  to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's  handsome, smart and strong. 
One who loves to listen long,   
One who thinks before he speaks, 
One who'll call, not wait  for weeks. 
I pray he's rich and self-employed, 
And when I  spend, won't be annoyed. 
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.   
Massage my feet and help me stand. 
Oh send a king to make  me queen. 
A man who loves to cook and clean. 
I pray this  man will love no other. 
And relish visits with my mother.   
   
 







A MAN'S  POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with  big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,  and loves to send me  fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s**t.


 

[PhilRich]

You should be Poet Laureat mate