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Re: That Traffic Master bitch
« Reply #30 on: 06 July 2011, 09:12:06 »
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Wow. They've invented a Map with live traffic updates? Amazing. Where can I get one?  :D

Progress, eh?

Next they'll invent an NCDC2015 with tmc.. er. yes, anyway, where was I? ;D
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« Reply #31 on: 06 July 2011, 10:35:04 »
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Wow. They've invented a Map with live traffic updates? Amazing. Where can I get one?  :D

Progress, eh?

Next they'll invent an NCDC2015 with tmc.. er. yes, anyway, where was I? ;D
Yeah, the wonders of technology aye. Whatever next?  ;D
Played with tmc on a Saab the other day. Worth having.  :'(

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« Reply #32 on: 06 July 2011, 10:35:58 »
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Wow. They've invented a Map with live traffic updates? Amazing. Where can I get one?  :D

Progress, eh?

Next they'll invent an NCDC2015 with tmc.. er. yes, anyway, where was I? ;D
Yeah, the wonders of technology aye. Whatever next?  ;D
Played with tmc on a Saab the other day. Worth having.  :'(

TMC, not the Saab.  ;D
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Re: That Traffic Master bitch
« Reply #33 on: 06 July 2011, 10:58:08 »
My traffic master was surprising quiet up the m6, seeing as I was sat on the bridge over the ship canal with handbrake on.

Think I must of upset it, an it was giving me the silent treatment...
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« Reply #34 on: 06 July 2011, 11:02:08 »
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My traffic master was surprising quiet up the m6, seeing as I was sat on the bridge over the ship canal with handbrake on.

Think I must of upset it, an it was giving me the silent treatment...
Did you shout at it!  ::)
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Re: That Traffic Master bitch
« Reply #35 on: 06 July 2011, 11:06:06 »
Maybe it thought I was following that rosy bint in the BMW all the way from brum to m62 too closely, as the ugly bitch wouldn't move over
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« Reply #36 on: 06 July 2011, 12:46:51 »
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Maybe it thought I was following that rosy bint in the BMW all the way from brum to m62 too closely, as the ugly bitch wouldn't move over
of course not....  Bit nieave there TB, have to say.
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« Reply #37 on: 06 July 2011, 13:08:07 »
nothing like the soothing sound of a womans voice. im having to stay at my x wifes house for a while due to my health deteriating and it is a breathe of fresh air for me at the moment. apart from the dog keep trying to have sex with me all the time  ;D
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Re: That Traffic Master bitch
« Reply #38 on: 06 July 2011, 13:57:44 »
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nothing like the soothing sound of a womans voice. im having to stay at my x wifes house for a while due to my health deteriating and it is a breathe of fresh air for me at the moment. apart from the dog keep trying to have sex with me all the time  ;D

That's not a nice way to talk about your ex-wife. :o
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« Reply #39 on: 06 July 2011, 14:10:12 »
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nothing like the soothing sound of a womans voice. im having to stay at my x wifes house for a while due to my health deteriating and it is a breathe of fresh air for me at the moment. apart from the dog keep trying to have sex with me all the time  ;D

That's not a nice way to talk about your ex-wife. :o


no comment  ;)
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Re: That Traffic Master bitch
« Reply #40 on: 06 July 2011, 23:08:55 »
I know i'm alone in my dislike of these & can't justify my hatred of the pikey plastic things for some reason they just make my shit itch, finding your way around is'nt difficult???

  One day i'd like to order a brand spanking new high spec motor & insist it does'nt have satnaff or the dealer loses the sale & i'd want a discount.

   Rather have a cubby hole to put my baccy tin in!!!!!! ;D
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« Reply #41 on: 07 July 2011, 00:15:03 »
Yeah yeah. My old man said that about mobile phones.
"I dint need those bloody things"

 Can't get him off the bloody thing now.  ;D

Same thing I reckon.  :-/
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Re: That Traffic Master bitch
« Reply #42 on: 07 July 2011, 07:23:33 »
Dog keeps trying ;) or is it  the other way round ;D ;D ;D
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Re: That Traffic Master bitch
« Reply #43 on: 07 July 2011, 08:24:20 »
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I know i'm alone in my dislike of these & can't justify my hatred of the pikey plastic things for some reason they just make my shit itch, finding your way around is'nt difficult???

  One day i'd like to order a brand spanking new high spec motor & insist it does'nt have satnaff or the dealer loses the sale & i'd want a discount.

   Rather have a cubby hole to put my baccy tin in!!!!!! ;D
Satnavs do have a use. Well real ones do. Pikey portable units are only useful for throwing at Pedestrians in the centre of Brum.

The issue lies when, due to the incredibly stupid generation we bred in the last 25yrs, people take it as gospel.

Like any driver aid - TC, ABS, Traffic master, RDS TP, "Sally Traffic", cruise etc, its their to assist your driving/decision making, not to give instructions on how to wipe your arse.
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